Plastard

Drunken mate who appreciates the same things as you do while drunk.

It helps to watch this film while you're plastered and with a plastard.

by scraps101 June 20, 2014

Plastard

when there is some bitchy, idiotic, jerk (other known as a bastard) who has had lots of plastic surgery yet is still quite hot.

DAMN look at that plastard over there, she must have gotten like 3 plastic surgery operations

by knifeguywithaknife January 23, 2011