Butteritus 

A disease which causes the sufferer to sit on the couch all day and eat buttery foods. Butteritus sufferers are usually overweight and lazy, and make any excuse possible not to partake in physical activity. Closely related to acute Cheeto hand syndrome (ACHS.)

I'd go walk the bridge today, but my butteritus is acting up.

Butteritus by DodgerBaby April 13, 2014

buttertubbing 

The act of dipping ones penis in the tub of butter for lubrication during the act of male to male intercourse

I was scarred for life when i walked in to see jay n his good buddy Corey buttertubbing right before they slipped it in..

buttertubbing by misterT June 3, 2014

Butterfetus 

A very attractive woman who also happens to be pregnant.

"Did you see that hot girl walk by?"
"Yeah, but too bad she's a butterfetus

Butterfetus by TrainVolleyball June 1, 2010

butterluscious 

A superlative meaning the 'very best' combining butter very smooth, nice, agreeable and luscious - appealling.
It can used to describe desirable women or powder snow.

It snowed 2 feet of butterluscious powder last night!
What an awesome day, the snow was butterluscious.
Check out that hot chick over there, she is butterluscious

butterluscious by Kraken November 3, 2005

Buttertub

but·ter·tub (buht-er-tuhb)

Someone who is lazy, frumpy, unmotivated, and apathetic. A Buttertub never questions logic or consequence, and simply indulges on every gluttonous activity that gets in his/her way. Any activity or desire is usually resolved with the quickest, laziest and most unhealthy solution.

The origin of "buttertub" comes from the road "Buttertubs Drive" in Nanaimo, BC, Canada.

John: "Bitch, that's the 4th Big Mac/Slurpee combo you've had today, and why didn't you go to work?"

Jill "I dunno, shut up, I'm watching my show... Can you carry me to the toilet, I'm too lazy and i gotta take a dump."

John: "God damn, how did I get married to such a buttertub."

Buttertub by Cody Murray November 1, 2007

buttertits 

When everything is good about a girl except her tits (but her tits) hence the buttertits.

Johnny: Dayum, that girl is fuckin hot!
Joe: No man, check it out, she's a major buttertits.
Johnny: Ah, shit man. She's got that smokin hiny, perfect face, too bad she's as flat as a piece of paper.

buttertits by gorillaguy987 May 26, 2009

Butterpush

When someone takes a shit in another person's asshole and pushes it in with their dick (or strap-on).

1. I can't decide if I want a butterpush or a steven creamroller today.

2. DoomCraft just butterpushed Buckwheat and now he's ready to play Mount & Blade.

Butterpush by Ganjan December 7, 2010