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w h e r e y o u e x p a n d y o u r c o n s c i o u s n e s s t o a h i g h e r s t a t e o f b e i n g .
Me: *A S C E N D S*
Bystander: better feed this man worms instead of children now
a s c e n d by qjns? April 7, 2019
A.S.C.O stands for Anonymous Secret Complementing Organization! It currently runs in New Zealand. It is basically a organization that sends kind "letters" to certain pupils in classrooms. All subjects in it are positive, so it isn't considered a nuisance to the general public.

Pinochle

Pinochle is a confused part of A.S.C.O, due to it's recently introduced status, little is known about what relevance it has to with A.S.C.O. It may be the "signature", chosen to disguise the SECRET even more. It may have to do with Blackle A.S.C.O, the account on Wikianswers for A.S.C.O.

Kaleb Oaten did once speak of Pinochle, however the file containing the information is thought to be destroyed or missing. This piece of information has been "unearthed" since a possible clue was found at the end of Blackle A.S.C.O's profile page. See Blackle A.S.C.O
Yay! There is another A.S.C.O note, FOR ME!!!!!!
A.S.C.O by A.S.C.O expert April 27, 2011

A.S.C.A.N.S. 

Acronym for the Anti Scallyway Coalition Against Nasty Scallywags. Est. in 2004 on board US Navy ship Emory S. Land. There was a group of scallywags running rampit amongst the ship. A small group of guy came up with a plan to squash this problem. From then on A.S.C.A.N.S. has kept them at bay.
Justin: Man these scallywags ar getting to be a problem around here.
Cory: I know someone should do something about it.
Justin: I have an idea!
Cory: Yeah, What is it?
Justin: A.S.C.A.N.S.
A.S.C.A.N.S. by Q-$ November 9, 2008
West African Social Climbers. typically from Nigeria, professionals who come over to the west and have children, who are financially advantaged as a result of their parents' profession. typically doctors, lawyers etc. children do not subscribe to ghetto culture, as that is something best left to the pesudo-jamaicans. the kids are often pushed into professional careers, just like their parents.
He's applying for law AND medicine! typical W.A.S.C
W.A.S.C by a.source May 23, 2011
Verb: the ultimate tactic for successfully wooing boys. The letters stand for Forward, Aggressive, Shameless, and just a little bit creepy. It's going for what you want when you want it, not letting anything get in your way, and not being afraid of what you want. It's ignoring the ramifications which may surround any social stigmas attached to this non-traditional method. Essentially, go get him girl.
"The other day, I got out of class early just to be able to walk with the guy I like on his way to class. I asked him out after, and he said yes!"
"Wow, that was some great F.A.S.C. -ing!"
F.A.S.C. by mcssej22 December 18, 2009

N.A.S.C. 

An abbrieviation for the National Association of Student Councils, started in 1931 by Warren E. Shoals, originally from Indiana, at the time residing in Oklahoma. This association works to better student leaders across the nation and world.
The N.A.S.C. is sponsered by the N.A.S.S.P.
N.A.S.C. by smh1364 June 30, 2006