Douche Helmet 

An oversized fitted baseball hat with no bend in the brim worn to the side by African-American males or white buffoons.

Tarik wore his best douche helmet last Friday night to compliment his XXXL white t-shirt.

Douche Helmet by Stinky July 21, 2004

douche helmet 

A total fucking dip shit, usually with the first name Evan. Synonymous with cock banger.

Evan is a fucking douche helmet....a cock banger...a banger of the pole.

douche helmet by Hermaphrodite February 26, 2004

douche-licking-helmet-wearer 

someone who acts retarded on a regular basis, getting nothing accomplished that is desired. this paticular individual should probably wear a helmet because everyone around them is concerned for thier well being. (basically an idiot)

I can't believe that guy just purposefully drank visine. he's going to shit for a week. what a douche-licking-helmet-wearer.

douche-licking-helmet-wearer by skifreek July 9, 2011

Douchehelmet

The windswept looking hair style that looks like a helmet made of douche for pubescent boys invented by The Walt Disney Corporation.

Justin Beiber certainly has a lovely douchehelmet.

Douchehelmet by Super Ultra Mega Brian July 27, 2010