A male who wears his pants pulled up as high as possible and in general too tight thus, exposing a bulge from his testicles. Most likely every office across the country has about one or two of these. While Khakis expose the most, casual Fridays with jeans tend to look the most painful for this captain of
crotch crunch. Common
characteristics of such beings include being uptight, not much fun, boring
conversationalists, ultra neat and tidy.