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Noun.
-A variation of Ass-Hat used to describe a person that acts in a way that is so completely non-sensical that the person cannot be described in any other way.
-The word used to describe someone that resembles the epitome of of an Ass, someone that is a symbol and a standard by which all other asses are judged.
You Ass-Flag!
That chinsy bitch was such an Ass-Flag.
Why do you always act like such an Ass-Flag?
Ass-Flag by Bryan July 20, 2004
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Ass Flag 

Another word for a dogs tail. Especially when a dog has his butt towards you and is waving his tail.
Hey, check it out, Harley is waving is ass flag.
Ass Flag by Windowlicker9000 March 6, 2010

ass flags 

when you take a shit and toilet paper gets stuck in your asscrack and you pull your pants up and the toilet paper sticks out your ass and flaps in the wind
my jason, you have nice ass flags today.
ass flags by avalez99 October 26, 2011

flaggin out ya ass

when someone is violating you
nigga #1: bruh, this test is hard
nigga #2: i would fuck you even harder
nigga #1: wwwooaaahh, u flaggin out ya ass
flaggin out ya ass by papii.will January 2, 2020
Someone who deserves to have a pool cue shoved up their ass and then waved around like a flag.
That guy at the pool hall, Brett, is a real assflag.
assflag by Dan September 23, 2003
Alternative spelling Ass Flag or Assflag. Short for the game "Assassin's Creed: Black Flag", of the series also known as Ass Sass for short.
Assassin's Creed Origins is the best game in the series since AssFlag.
AssFlag by felixh December 19, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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