Okulski 

To hurt yourself while jacking off vigorously while sticking your thumb up your ass.

Alex pulled an Okulski and now has a brace on his wrist.

Okulski by dudewastingtime May 15, 2009

Okulski 

1. Verb:
To obsessively call bullshit in hopes of being proven wrong in a spectacular manner.

2. Adjective:
Someone who illustrates definition 1.

Origin: Coined in response to a Jalopnik writer correctly pointing out a fake viral video. As a result he was humiliated in a new one. Everyone on the internet then thought it was clever to attempt to insult random companies in hopes they would do the same.

1. Travis Okulski'd so hard that the playmate decided to let him get to second base.

2. "Travis don't be such a fucking Okulski. Just because you don't believe he got a Ferrari doesn't mean he will give you a ride to prove you wrong."

Okulski by Orlove March 10, 2014

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012