An apology by a woman for responding (by action, speech, or words) to some innocent communication with a level of vicious anger far, far beyond any level warranted. Bitch's Remorse usually arrives about a day after the nasty attack, when she has reflected on how utterly undeserved that attack was.
Me -- so I texted Soozie a photo of her new car and she texted me back, "You asshole! You know I don't have a smartphone! Just email it!!"
My pal -- Wow -- that's pretty harsh when all you were trying to do was to be nice.
Me -- yeah, but tomorrow she'll have Bitch's Remorse. She'll text me a "sorry." I might even get laid
My pal -- Wow -- that's pretty harsh when all you were trying to do was to be nice.
Me -- yeah, but tomorrow she'll have Bitch's Remorse. She'll text me a "sorry." I might even get laid
by RoastR February 18, 2014