Long Island Finance Fuckboy
This is a
guy from Long Island, probably
studying finance, and a total fuckboy.
You can spot them with the graphic tee, athletic shorts, some sort of trending sneakers, and obnoxiously
long white socks. Alternately, Crocs.
They also sometimes Juul, because they think it's so cool. Occasionally, they're in frats.
Girl: "isn't that
guy cute?"
Girl 2: "No, he's totally a LIFF."
Professor: "What made you
study risk management and finance?"
LIFF: " My Long Island
dad."