fanger 

1. Used as a disparaging term used to describe a vampire. 2. The only acceptable usage is if it's used by a vampire especially when speaking to another vampire.

1. Cletus: Git, fanger, nobody wants you round here, breathin' all the human beans air!

2. Eric: fanger, you whooped on that white girl, Sookie Stackhouse.

Bill: nah, fanger, that's just a hole I use to get that good-good, the OG red sauce, not that fake-ass True Blood shit.

fanger by Dafydd y Cymro July 27, 2021

Fanger 

A lad who enjoys the company of women and spends the majority of his time with them/actually hangs from their flaps

gallen (the king of fangers) took fanging to a whole new level last night...just him and 17 girls, watching glee and having hot chocolate

Fanger by Roryg69 November 28, 2010

fanger 

a lad who prefers the company of a mot rather than being chill with fellow lads. a fanger may be labelled as such due to displaying a sly or secretive attitude concerning his womanising ways to the lads, and will in most cases be made an example of.

facebook status by jilted lad friend: "james, the fanger, is on a date right now. Fang. Er."

comment: "we're one short for a footie match thanks to john and his bird...he's such a fanger."

fanger by Leeeeem February 25, 2010

fanger 

Arkansas slang for 'finger'

Hey, Cledus, come see if my fanger is infected.

fanger by Krazy K November 30, 2002

Fanger 

An annoying feline who likes to headbutt, yowls at 5:07 a.m. for feedings, and has tattered ears, a snaggle tooth, and lots of kitty dandruff.

I wish Fanger would just get out of my face.

Fanger by Sh'boo July 22, 2010

Fanger 

One whom uses someone to get what they want, and offer no benefit to the person getting fanged; is said to "dig their fangs" into someone.

I would introduce you to my friend, but I am afraid you will dig your fangs into him. fanger!

Fanger by MotorcyclePatrol October 7, 2008

fanger 

A drink consisting of a shot of cherry whiskey and a shot of Jack Daniels mixed with ice and cola. Usually the ice is scooped out of the drink and then hammered back.

Do you want to order a couple of fangers when we get into the pub?

fanger by t*money May 2, 2006