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dumb box 

dumb: adj. box: noun

1. a female who displays, along with an unseasonal tan, a variety of negative attributes including chronic irritation, rudeness, cantankerousness, coldness (although the term frosty box may be more applicable in this case), unsatisfation, sense of entitlement, loudness, spitefulness, bosiness or stiffiness. May be irrationally emotional, does not respond to (sexual) rejection well.
Most often obsessed with pop culture, mainstream media and personal and public appearance. Usually promiscuous or "loose". Dances badly to electronica, often requiring unnecessary physical (often sexual) contact while dancing.
May or may not appreciate the "Cathy" comic. Almost always seen talking on her cellphone while dragging her boyfriend behind her.

2.A female usually seen wearing plush or cotton sweat pants with phrases such as "SEXY" or "JUICY" imprinted on the intentionally pronounced buttox.

3.That chick in the taco bell line, that feels that complains loudly about the fat content in the seven layer burrito.

4. The girl talking loudly on her cell phone while shoving a small chihuahua into her prada bag.

5.an overbearing or opinionated woman.
The dumb box in line at Taco Bell loudly complained to the manager about the carb content of her seven layer burrito.

While applying her make up, breastfeeding her dog, and singing along loudly to the new J. Lo albulm, a fucking dumb box cut me off in her brand new Jeep. The license plate said SPOILDSLT
dumb box by Jakewashere August 22, 2006

dumb box 

stupid bitch that doesn't know what she is talking about.
Jake's mother was being a dumb box.
I couldn't agree more Frank.
dumb box by Brett Murphy November 19, 2006

Dumb As A Box Of Hair 

similar to "dumb as a box of rocks" but only pertains to drunk skanky whores who screw a lot of guys at fraternities.
That Audrey is dumb as a box of hair, she slept with EvErY guy in that frat house!
Dumb As A Box Of Hair by Sodernity January 31, 2009

dumb as a box of rocks 

See "dumb as a bag of rocks" ... my deceased dad used to use the term alot.
You're about as dumb as a box of rocks ... /duh!

stack of dumb boxes

A group of stupid girls, generally characterized by being loud and irritating, possibly ugly as well. Draws from the slang term "box," for a vagina.
Jason: So yeah, all those random drunk girls just bust into my room and I had no idea who they were. It was like 20 minutes before I could herd that shit outta there.
Ryan: What a stack of dumb boxes.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026