Any person who has something of value such as money, power, or other desired qualities and uses his possessions to buy the friendship of others. Usually this type of person could not make friends with their personalities so they have to use their wealth to buy others. Monopoly Men/Women can also use their abilities to buy favors at wim in order to mess with others for personal gain. Monopoly individuals usually are terrible persons who, through hard work or daddy's inheritance, acquired their wealth/power and uses it irresponsiblely for personal gain or entertainment.

Guy 1: Hey, I heard that James got bought by that Monopoly Man yesterday. I'm guessing he is really after you.
Guy 2: Yea I know, that Monopoly Man wants to use James to convince me to willingly let that Monopoly Man sleep with my girlfriend.

Monopoly Man by Soccerology 101 June 20, 2018

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Monopolyamorous

The desire to have sexual intercourse with everyone on Earth of the opposite sex and/or the same sex.

I have this fantasy where every man on earth dies so I can have sex with all the women by default because I am monopolyamorous.

Monopolyamorous by escpolnik May 24, 2014

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monopolygamy

one controlling factor to all aspects of a polygamic relationship.

There is a certain lack of disclosure when dealing with a monopolygamy.

monopolygamy by Tyler Swanson June 8, 2003

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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