tuckfard 

A pseudospoonerism of fucktard, it means the same, but is generally used when saying the "fuck" part would be frowned upon.

"He fertilized his lawn with gasoline? What a tuckfard!"

tuckfard by TheAvacadoMightier July 1, 2004

Tuckfard 

To call someone a fucktard, but in a more respectful manner.

Mr. Shlongo, you are indeed a tuckfard.

Tuckfard by Pubo December 7, 2016

tuckfard 

A f*in' retard so retarded that fucktard is too complicated for them, hence the spoonerism "tuckfard" which inverts the "t" and the "f" for maximum stupidity.

The guys started a food fight on spaghetti and meatball day to impress the girls at school. Unfortunately, it was also "wear all white" day so they were labeled "tuckfards" thence and for ever.

tuckfard by luigi the squegee September 21, 2010

tuckfard 

fucktard spelled by a retard. means a person who fucks retards. LMFAO see fucktard

"Wow, you are a true tuckfard!"

tuckfard by xXcutter4lifeXx March 18, 2009