Flastibating

The act of masturbating whilst flasid

"I didn't have enough time to get it up so I started flastibating instead"

Flastibating by Dr.F November 16, 2013

Flasturbating 

The act of masturbating and farting at the same time.

He's not coming out tonite becuase he's probably flasturbating

Flasturbating by Calgary Kendal February 24, 2007

flaskinating 

The phenomenon wherein alcohol increases the appeal of an already delightful object or activity.

Have you seen how clean Charles Manson keeps his cell?! Flaskinating!

flaskinating by Smiling Larry April 17, 2017

Flatubating 

Is when you are going to town on yourself and randomly start to fart but continue to masturbate anyway.

Ex 1. Yo, I was so gassy last night but I needed to relieve some stress and I ended up flatubating.

Flatubating by BKSN October 3, 2017

Fastinating 

Anything to do with fasting which is mind blowing. Information, successes, products that aid benefits of fasting, etc.

Fastinating! I just found this product which boosts the benefits of fasting!

I just finished 3 days of fasting and the results are fastinating!

Fastinating by Bee Sixx March 30, 2022