by Chelc June 19, 2004
A chocolate milkshake with half a banana in it. Really good. Tastes like an otter jumping over the rainbow and giving you a pot of gold. Also used as an excuse for a chocoholic to call themselves healthy because they have fruit in their milkshake.
GIRL: Slow down, you're going to have a heart attack, man! That's your third Funky Monkey today!
GUY: It has banana in it, so I'm fine.
GUY: It has banana in it, so I'm fine.
by GayHorse :P May 21, 2014
Nasty sexual act in which you lube a banana with caramel sauce, stick it up your partner's asshole, then have them squeeze it back out while you eat the banana. Yummies!
I've been tossing my girl's salad for my girl for years, so we decided to kick it up a notch and try the Funky Monkey.
by billclay October 6, 2009
by UrBaN MoNkEy March 6, 2008
the dankest weed youll ever smoke in your whole life for dam shore. only found in jedburg south carolina, youll be so high you shit your pants
by bigDonkeyDick <=====3 September 24, 2009
1) A Monkey that likes to dance, jive and play.....(often with himself)
2) Another term for a penis
3) A second term for getting some luvin
2) Another term for a penis
3) A second term for getting some luvin
1) "Wow look at that Funky Monkey go!!"
2) "Dude, my monkey is feeling rather funky.."
3) "funk with my monkey!"
2) "Dude, my monkey is feeling rather funky.."
3) "funk with my monkey!"
by Liam again June 21, 2006
by UrBaN MoNkEy March 6, 2008