slummer 

Somebody who considers themself superior to the working class masses of the UK and who deliberately goes to a naff working class pub or venue for a night's entertainment, merely to wake up thankful the next day that what they experienced isn't actually part of their real lifestyle experience.

Henrietta: Hello, Marmaduke. You look tired. Hectic night?

Marmaduke: Yah. Went incognito up to the council estate and visited a public house doing Karaoke. Smoked forty fags, sang five songs, ate fish and chips and made out with a single parent mother.

Henrietta: Yuk! You slummer.

slummer by chris firth October 14, 2006

slummer 

someone who intentionally fucks someone below their league because it's just that fuckin easy.

John: Tyrone, what did you do last night?

Tyrone: I went to that dive bar to go pick up some easy bitches!

John: Fuckin slummer!

slummer by King Of Da Blumpkins 9 March 4, 2010

Slummer 

A slutty summer. It is believed that the heat of the sun and the magnetic effect of short shorts can reduce one's judgment of females for the length of the summer, causing them to enter week-long relationships with sluts . It is also common that each girl is even worse than their precedent.

Guy 1: dude, your gf is a slut she scoops n shes a bitch. fuck bro what is this gf #5 of the summer? ur first ex this summer is hot as hell compared to this shit!
Guy 2: wtf bro, shes fucking hot? whats wrong with you?
Guy 3: give him a break guy 1, he's just been having a slummer.

Slummer by apodriano August 29, 2010

Slummer 

Slutty summer. Usually enjoyed by freshman in high school. Once they get the dick, they can't get enough.

Hey Brit, have you heard about Endylion?

Yeah! Guess she got hit with that slummer!

Duh! She gave head to AT LEAST 6 seniors. No need to say how many she's fuckaducked.

Slummer by CakeCookieDog October 10, 2013

slummer 

slummer(noun): a period of time where you pass da fuck out; a bomb ass nap

slummer(syn); a slum sleeper

I'm tired as hell, bout to murk a slummer.

It's lookin like dat time, kid. Time for a slummer. Good-Night.

Fuck class, im bout to get dat good ole slummer in.

slummer by hollabaq05 March 8, 2007

Slummer 

To describe the very popular summer season when it unwittingly decides to disappoint us all.

"I say! Torrential rain, wind, storms! It's supposed to be summer!"
"Did you say summer? I'm sure you mean slummer..."

Slummer by BlackPocket September 3, 2015

slummer 

slummer(noun): a period of time where you pass da fuck out; a bomb ass nap

slummer(syn); a slum sleeper

I'm tired as hell, bout to murk a slummer.

It's lookin like dat time, kid. Time for a slummer. Good-Night.

Fuck class, im bout to get dat good ole slummer in.

slummer by hollabaq05 December 14, 2008