Lettuce

When somebody is being extremely stupid or incompetent.

You are literally so lettuce bro

by Kitvne August 26, 2022

Lettuce

leh·tuhs
A medium, non-circular sized vegetable usually associated with being ingurgitated by rabbits. It is green and bland tasting like many other vegetables which are similarly grown on fertile lands such as on the vast farms of Mauritius.

Person 1: Hey whats up fam, watchaeatin
Person 2: Not much. Just some lettuce which conveniently fits into my bowl
Person 1: Bruh. We all know lettuce aint a circle!

by notEpical May 17, 2020

Lettuce

Originally a vegetable, but later on a pun.

Lettuce have peace in this world!
Lettuce eat dinner now.
Lettuce see what happens...

by Anónimogata January 07, 2017

Lettuce

The most krunk person ever if this is your nickname you make the nasty rat face.

Lettuce and I got so krunk!

by I'm so krunk July 17, 2020

Lettuce

The green stuff you throw at a Jessica.

Person 1: Hey look, it's a Jessica.

Person 2: Give me the lettuce.

by LettuceGal June 18, 2014

Lettuce

A vegetable grown in the the soil. An all season vegetable that is grown. Can at times have ADD, but nonetheless they are the best vegetables out there.

Most often go by the name Ahmad or Kawoos!!

can be found at your neighbourhood fresh slice pizza, and or metrotown Espirit locations

Lettuce came running in to the crowd of people and told a good joke.

by urbanTurban321 November 06, 2010

Lettuce

Nickname for money, cash.

Muthuh fuckuh boosted my lettuce at the party.

by Paul August 23, 2004