shparf

Shitting, pissing, and barfing at the same time. Usually happens after mexican food.

FUCK I just SHPARFED all over my cat

shparf by eXXX June 14, 2004

sparfed 

A synonym for zooted, but exclusively for weed.

When you're so fucking high out of your mind that you're on the floor cry-laughing at the dumbest shit, and eating a box full of stale oreos because they're so damn good.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA EYEBROWS"
"Dude, you are so fucking sparfed right now."

sparfed by cryptidcrackshack August 29, 2022

sharfaa 

The finest woman to ever walk the planet. Looks and should be treated like royalty. The love of life itself.

If God was a woman her name would be Sharfaa

sharfaa by LEGDAY December 29, 2019

Shnarfday 

One's second birthday,usually after a person's actual birthday. It can be changed at least three times,any more than that your just milking it into getting free gifts.

John:Hey Karen,when's your Shnarfday?

Karen:What's a Shnarfday?

John:It's basically your second birthday

Karen:In that case,January 17th. With my actual birthday being November 12th. Making me a Scorpio-Capricorn hybrid.

John:Well mine is February 6th. With my actual birthday being August 31st. Making me a Virgo-Aquarius hybrid.

Shnarfday by Jaiden Gary November 14, 2020

Shparted 

When an overweight often uneducated young lady sits on the toilet in preparation for an expected bowel movement, but instead births a spartan.

Spartan co-ed#1: "Girl, would you believe I shparted again last night? I thought for sure I had to boom boom"

Spartan co-ed#2: "How could you tell the difference?"

Shparted by DawsonGotPaid June 25, 2012

sharfing

Simultaneous shitting and barfing, sometimes occurring when suffering from a severe bout of the flu.

Dude, I was so sick last week - I was sharfing for two days in a row!

sharfing by Spurtz November 12, 2007

shpauf 

often used by buddies instead of the word sex

Bro, im going to shpauf that brawd next week

shpauf by Chris Cordeiro February 8, 2008