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jiztastical 

Made up by two idiots a few years ago, this word is offered as a response to something amazing, or something so completely awesome that you will automatically, and undoubtably, jizz inside your trousers. Or pants.
1: dude, the new Grand Theft Auto 5 gameplay looks jiztastical

2: man those yoga pants on her look jiztastical
jiztastical by adefblackguy September 14, 2013
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Jiztastic 

Something Extremely Awesome, similar to an orgasm.
Oh man that Velveeta Mac n' Cheese was Jiztastic
Jiztastic by Akkattakk April 30, 2010
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jizztastical

Somthing So Good It Makes You Jizz.
Damm tht bitch is so jizztastical
jizztastical by abigotti++ March 22, 2010

Jamtastical 

Jamtastical (jam•TAST•ih•kahl) Adjective 1. The only word in existence that describes how awesome Space Jam is. (jam•TAST•ih•kahl•ised) Verb 1. To turn somebody into a Space Jam fan through use of the word.
Use 1:
"Man, Space Jam is completely jamtastical!"
Use 2:
"He totally just jamtasticalised me!"
Jamtastical by The Pizza Lunchable January 26, 2017

Jizztastical

Something so good it makes you jizz, or want to jizz.
DUDE!!! that food was jizztastical.
Damn, them titties is jizztastic!
Jizztastical by KayveeBREH March 22, 2010

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026