pretentous

acting more important than you actually are

brenda: yo dawg last night i got brandan in my car whoooo weeee last night yeaaa girl i tell ya shawty we did it up and down the pole

Lucie Jermaine Jackson: brenda! I tell ya brandan was playing b-ball up in BX last night, what cho fat ass talking bout being pretentous an' all that shit

branda: oh shit ya caught me gurlfriendd got yo hair did

by BLue BuLL RogeRRRRRRR October 28, 2013

Pretent

pretent is a prewoody pre tent < before the woody starts>

Before the penis gets hard. "pretent" Before pitching a tent.

by CheekyGurl September 25, 2010

pretent

(pronounced pretench) one syl/abrev lang for pretentious. the act of saying the word gives a pretentious air therefore making the use of it even more hilarious

Ew, that girl is so pretent.

by maf1 April 8, 2006

pretention

being a donkey, sucking big time

phil is a donkey

by Phil January 24, 2003