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individual who may or may not suck cocks, however, one who thinks he is God's gift to mankind, the opposite sex (or sex of attraction) and who believes his thoughts and actions are superior to everyone else's regardless of another's level of experience or expertise.
Jim just infuriates me. He is such a pretentious cock sucker know it all.
by Punk Ass Nigga October 04, 2006
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A bitch that wants to take her time and try to tell a man how and when she will suck a dick.
Bitch, Dont you be tryin dat pretentious cock sucker shit with me hoe!
by rowdt rooo October 30, 2007
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A medical student who uses the chat handle Aychamo. Someone that anally masturbates using an Ipod.
Aychamo is a pretentious cock sucker. He is too smart for this shit.
by Postfarm August 12, 2006
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