I would like to revise my original definition of Sh'mon as I now believe that it may be incorrect. My reason for thinking this is that I recently saw the TV chef Jamie Oliver greeting his friends with the phrase on Jamie's School Dinners, so I now believe it to be some kind of English slang greeting rather than a sleazy variation of "c'mon". If anyone from England understands the exact meaning or origin of the phrase, please elaborate.
"Sh'mon mate", "Sh'mon motherfucker" (Jamie Oliver on Jamie's school dinners)
An erection that is obtained during Judaic prayers. Typically one acquires a Shmoner during the silent Judaic prayers such as the silent "Amida."Shmoners are very uncomfortable, irritating, and distracting. When one gets a Shmoner he typically attempts to conceal it by either putting the erection in the waistline of his pants, sitting down, or simply just by flicking his right nut. It has been proven that the most effective method to get rid of a Shmoner is by in fact; flicking the right testicle.
Person A: "Blessed are You God Almighty who gives usrain."
Person B: "Holy Crap! You have a giant Shmoner!"
Person A: " Shit. I get one every time I try to pray it sucks and they do not go away."
Person C: " Try flicking your right nut.. it works for me:)"
Person A: " K I'll try.....Shit that hurts......I'm cramping up but now it's gone and I can pray!"
The name used for money that is acquired illegally, or through under the table offers. Hence the "Shhh" sound emphasizing the fact one must being quiet about how they recieve the money; when acquired, calls for a dance, usually the Shmoney Dance
Yo man, I wuzhustlin' and gettin' dat shmoney boi!!!