Gollock 

(male version of the gunt)
The bulging bottom half of a fat mans stomach that tucks into his trousers. Half way between the gut and bollocks hence gollock. Sometimes seen hanging out from the bottom of his t-shirt.

"Dude look at the size of his nuts!" "nah bro that's his gollock"

Gollock by Gollock Hunter August 2, 2013

Gollock 

The continous send of a odd and annoying picture via MSN or other instant messaging
programme

hey this guy is really anoying me, i will gollock him with this picture of a sandwich or this picture of a man giving a thumbs up.
CTRL+V

Gollock by hazza21 August 25, 2008

Gollock 

A word for left, specifically left-handed people.

"At the end of the road, turn gollock"
"My mate is a gollock"

Gollock by Anon2984 March 11, 2025

Gorlock The Destroyer 

A fat fucking bitch. Morbidly obese that thinks that they're beautiful.

Fat girl says i can pull anyone, You say Shut up Gorlock. or while talking about them "Ugh i hate gorlock the destroyer.

Gorlock The Destroyer by Big ah D September 19, 2023

Gorlock scale

An inverse scale to female attractiveness(i.e. the higher the rating, the less attractive you are). Inspired by Al Weeezy's rating about herself(I'm not your typical 10), this scale rates typical catfishing behavior from women(e.g. photos of just her face because her body needs a 50-inch flat TV to fit).

"Bro, give me a Gorlock rate for this chick."
"Let's see, triple oversized hoodie, and the rest of the photos are over the chin line. I'd give it a minimum 7 on the Gorlock scale."
"Thanks bro, that's what I thought too."

Gorlock scale by (BIGH) October 24, 2023

gorlock 

1. used to describe someone with no common sense, or thinks that he/she is better than they are, especially in sports.
2. a person with an abnormaly large or disfigured head.
3. a person who makes a huge mess while eating, especially while eating spaghetti.

I can't believe that that gorlock made the basketball team over me.

gorlock by scott sommers January 31, 2008

Goblocker 

A cock. A dick. A penis.

Man 1 - "Hey, you're such a Goblocker!"

Man 2 - "What the hell is a Goblocker dude? A cock. You know, coz they block sluts gobs. ZING!"

Goblocker by Godflesh May 24, 2011