Splorange
What happens when too much piss builds up in your bladder to the point that the part of your belly (basically where the bladder is) gets bloated.
"Ethan, I can't hold it any longer! I need to empty the tank!"
"I thought I told you to piss before we left the house."
"Well, I didn't have to, then! Also, that was an hour ago!"
"Is it an emergency?"
(pulls up his sweater)
"Does this answer your question? Just look at me! I'm SPLORANGED!"
"If you wet yourself in my car, I'll kill you!"
"I thought I told you to piss before we left the house."
"Well, I didn't have to, then! Also, that was an hour ago!"
"Is it an emergency?"
(pulls up his sweater)
"Does this answer your question? Just look at me! I'm SPLORANGED!"
"If you wet yourself in my car, I'll kill you!"
Splorange by Alcoholics Anonymous bydaballs June 13, 2020
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