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Sidewards Taco 

Envision a taco full of horrific horse meat and mouldy salad. This terms pertains to the nastiest and most beat up of all vaginas out there, imagine a cross between Hitler's grandmothers corpse after it has been passed around a pack of hyenas and Tara Reid's snatch after a solid 4 hours of horse riding, minus the saddle. Safe to say the very entrance to hell is more welcoming a sight than a sidewards taco
David Cameron: Ohh bro I totally hooked up with Paris Hilton last night, but as I was going down to rainbow kiss her, I realised she had the worst sidewards taco ever and I had to bail!

Stalin: Bro that's weak man, why would you even think of going down on Paris?

Sidebar pour 

A ridiculously excessive pour. Specifically when ordering a drink on the rocks.

Specifically used by hipsters and residents of Austin, Texas
Man. I don't get it, I've had two Bushmills rocks and I'm wasted.

Dude, what do you expect, you're drinking SideBar Pours.
Sidebar pour by Johnny Games October 21, 2009
To engage in lewd sexual acts or "hook up" with a person on the side yard of a house.
Nick: "Yeah I sideyarded this chick last weekend. We unleashed our bodies on each other. It's was awesome and shameful at the same time."
Sideyard by TayGuns November 16, 2011

sidebar t-shirt ad boobs 

There always are huge boobs on the chick wearing the t-shirt with a stupid slogan in the sidebar page of urbandictionary. The boobs are big enough its worth staring, but the t-shirts are never funny enough to click the link.
probably just look in the side bar of this page

or

"wow, that t-shirt is so dumb only a hopeless loser would ever buy it. but check out those sidebar t-shirt ad boobs!"

Sideberry 

A sideberry is an extra Blackberry that one carries with oneself for work or BBM purposes. It is not as cool as other phones such as iPhone or Nexus S but is still needed for its unique functions.
Yo Simz, I just BBM'd you on my Sideberry get back to me when you have a minute my borther.

You are not an original gangster unless you have a Sideberry
Sideberry by BBQ/Deeznuts December 10, 2010

Rape the Sidebar 

On facebook, when one goes on a liking spree or becomes a Comment Crasher just to bombard the sidebars of their friends.
Courtney was so drunk last night she decided to rape the sidebar and annoy all of her friends