Hibrarian 

Someone who demands silence when they are high. As a librarian makes people in a library be quiet, a hibrarian does the same thing, only with his/her high counterparts.

*WATCHING ADVENTURE TIME*
Friend 1: Oh shit, you see that, he---
Hibrarian: Hey, shut the fuck up!
Friend 1: The fuck was that? I object to your language!
Friend 2: Ah, don't worry, he's just a hibrarian...
Hibrarian: Didn't I say to shut the fuck up?!?!

Hibrarian by JobloHobo May 24, 2013

hilarian 

My sister came up with this word to describe me when she was about eight years old. It is a portmanteau combining "hilarious" and "comedian." It is used sarcastically conveying the idea that "although you think you're funny, you're not."

Dude: Jack be not nimble; Jack be not quick; Jack couldn't jump over that there candlestick.
Bro: Hilarious, dude.
Dude: I'm a poet, I knows it.
Bro: Yeah, you're a real hilarian.

hilarian by J No Period November 4, 2020

Hole Librarian

A term for an Omni-sexual who knows their way around the body.

Emmett says that he's a hole librarian but we all know he's just gay.

Hole Librarian by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019

Hitlarian 

A way of describing someone who looks kinda like Hitler, but not like a splitting image. Like a fish.
It is a real word.
It comes from Spain.
First known usage on the internet by the amazing Andy Biersack/Andy Sixx.

Andy: He had a very Hitlarian face
Chance: Hitlarian? Did you make up that word?
Andy: No, No it's a word. Just look it up. Listen I might be a little more intelligent than you
Chance: I think Hitlarian is a made up word
Andy: No Hitlarian is a real word, it comes from Spain.

Hitlarian by Keehl March 16, 2012

The Librarian

Criminally underrated horror youtuber. Need I say more?

It's ashame how The Librarian's videos barely average past 100k views.

The Librarian by Yöur pseudonym November 5, 2022

Librarian 

Information Master
One to be worshiped

Librarians wield unfathomable power, bring order to chaos, wisdom and culture to the masses, preserve every aspect of human knowledge and rule the information universe.

Librarian by BeckyIB February 3, 2004

librarian hot 

a strange and unfathomable quality that some women possess.

the ability to look amazingly attractive in traditionally very conservative clothes such as heavy sweaters, thick framed glasses and severe tied back hair styles. librarian hot women are almost always seen with a thick book of some kind

often can be used about female love interests in romantic comedies before their big makeover. the beauty is there, they're just not dressed glamorously.

that chick over there is so librarian hot.

librarian hot by Netp December 5, 2007