textflection 

An ironic word portraying the lack of inflection in a text. This usually results in tragic, humorous, and often very confusing miscommunication.

Female: I can teach you something
Male: What you gonna teach me?
Female: To do the dishes.
Male:(thinking it was a romantic advance and got false hope) Damn... Another innocent victim of textflection.

textflection by TheBossGhost May 14, 2013

textfectionate 

Expressing fondness or tenderness through text message

:)(:
:X
<3

;)

Jimmy is being so textfectionate today

textfectionate by AQT724 January 5, 2011

texterection 

When a person hears that they got a text message but can't look at it for a while and all they can think about is looking at it.

I'm in this freaking meeting and i can't look at the text i just got. I got the worse texterection.

texterection by atomandeve March 15, 2011

textfection 

the act of texting affectionately.

They would show one another textfection almost daily, particularly in the morning.

textfection by Valgo1 March 8, 2013

Textflation 

The result of a person who texts the same conversations to multiple people simultaneously yet individually, which cheapens the quality of the message, and ultimately the character of the individual.

"OMG we all just got the same message like one after another, thats creeper status"

"Thats total Textflation"

"DAFAQ is that"

"Like those texts are as worthless as he is"

Textflation by ThewhapticK September 5, 2012

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022