5 definitions by ThewhapticK

salage

A garage salon where hair is cut and styled

Can you move your clients out of the salage, I have to park my volvo.

by ThewhapticK March 1, 2012

Raccoon cunt

A person who appears to eat trash

That mascara smeared raccoon cunt may have given me rabies

by ThewhapticK April 10, 2020

Covid-Q

/ a term of address for all the people a person knows during the covid-19 virus quarantine in 2020

*starts live stream*
What up all my Covid-Q’s out there in tv land

by ThewhapticK April 10, 2020

Textflation

The result of a person who texts the same conversations to multiple people simultaneously yet individually, which cheapens the quality of the message, and ultimately the character of the individual.

"OMG we all just got the same message like one after another, thats creeper status"

"Thats total Textflation"

"DAFAQ is that"

"Like those texts are as worthless as he is"

by ThewhapticK September 2, 2012

Barage

Barber shop located inside a garage

I just got a fresh-up at the barage, my fade is tight.

by ThewhapticK March 1, 2012