crispy

on the verge of being shit-faced

you: hows it going?
me: im a bit crispy.

by h. shipman March 31, 2004

crispy

a girl who has a flaky vagina

Having sex with a crispy girl sucks!

Dude her vagina feels like peeling, I think she's crispy.

by HerroMkay January 5, 2011

crispy

stupid/dumb.....(briney spears)

"luis,the first time i told you i loved you, i felt so crispy"

by krystal March 4, 2004

crispy

a dry ass person trying to be recognized

your so crispy

by Anonymous July 13, 2003

crispy

perfection to which you cook your toast.

biran: "yo, man, that toast was so crispy"
dj: "it's what i do!"

by deejaylovesmaddie December 29, 2009

crispy

When you're very hungover or generally feeling like shit. Sometimes involving a huge head ache

Man, we got so minced last night but now I'm fuckin' crispy eh..

by Altar Of Death November 2, 2003

crispy

adj. To be vibrant and lively, esp. for describing the elderly as such.

Virgil, an amazing 86 years old, is still working for my dad, and his mind is as clear as ever

by HappyHenry35 March 12, 2003