A very proper and kinda nerdy person at first glance, but is really a druser. Often called "Kong Drus"
Look at that crazy person dancing in the nude! Yeah, he must be a Lunke.
by Jøko April 10, 2013
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A word made up by Planet Fitness used to describe one who grunts, drops weights, and judges. At planet fitness there is a lunk alarm that will go off if they believe you to be a lunk.
Ryan is slamming his weights wearing a body building tank top and drinking out of a gallon water jug, what a fuckin lunk!
by Jack Mann March 7, 2008
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The root word in the more commonly known term: Lunkhead. A word used to describe someone of low intelligence and usually of a portly stature. see dullard or dolt A heavy, stupid fellow.
Can you believe that? That stupid lunk just cut me off!

Look at that lunk, he dripped ketchup all over his fat gut when he was eating his hamburger.
by Ian Callahan May 29, 2006
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The realm that lies beyond drunk. usually 5 or more drinks past drunk. Usually results in passing out or alcohol poisoning... or both.
Bob got fucking lunked last night, he was a shot away from getting his stomach pumped.
by Gam Gam September 28, 2006
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To lay around in a energy-efficient (see lazy) state.
I think I am going to lunk around the house today.
by unlimitedhp August 10, 2006
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Why the fuck did you look this up??? You had every chance to look something up on here, and you decided to look up "lunks."
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by VoidCrypt January 29, 2021
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clumsy, making lots of noise when they move.
Zahra, you move like a lunking rhino!
by Shahny August 22, 2006
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