Earjoy 

Great music. The kind of music that'll turn the worst day into a good day. The kind of music that makes your entire body tingle with happiness when you hear it at a live concert. Music that puts you into a state of ecstasy, of nirvana. The kind of music that makes everything alright, even if it's only for a few minutes. A song that is on repeat in your iPod, car, and every stereo in your house.

"How was the concert last night?"
"Amazing! I went home half-deaf from all the earjoy."

Earjoy by Sean Bacca April 3, 2013

Earboy 

character from All That skit

Earboy, Earboy, his ears are really BIG

Earboy by Aftermath July 7, 2005

earjob 

To have someone lick your ears.

Look at Lady Asspaste giving Prof Butwax and earjob!

earjob by Horngrat October 13, 2003

earjob 

like a hand job: but with ones ear. the use of the ear for masturbation. a penis inside the ear for sexual pleasure

Person: Oh my god!! Did you hear what happened at halloween? Skye gave Oscar an earjob!

Person 2: Wow! He must have a micropenis to fit in there!

earjob by anymous bitch uWu June 1, 2021

earjob 

to have sex with another's ear or use another's ear for sexual stimulation

After the earjob, semen gushed out of the girl's ear and dribbled down the side of her face.

earjob by DeviantFetish January 5, 2009