Gus made an ass of himself when he made an attempt to eat Suzy out. He was so drunk that he performed cunnilingass on her bunghole. When he awoke the next morning, his mouth tasted like shit.
Im such a great cunnilingusser. I used my tounge on her until she said "Ooooh yes! yes! AHHH! baby yes yes yes! ooooh ooooh ooooh OOOH! harder baby! yes! yes! YES! oooh baby! yes! YES! oh Hix! YES! oooh oooh oooh! your making me so fuckin horny! yes! oooh yes!."
she appreciated it very much.
Injuries sustained to the neck while performing oral sex on a woman, usually caused by licking for prolonged periods, excessive head movements trying to get a woman to orgasm, working at ridiculous angles or positions or aggressive females who forcibly shove your face into their vagina.
See also... clitlash (syn.)
Jimmy didn't show for work today. He went down on a girl for 2 hours last night and got major cunnilinglash.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.