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The quintessential muslim. Also the most failed terrorist in Al-Qaeda history. Does not like the idea of America, or his homeland Israel, which has been taken over by infidels. Has 3 wives, 27 children, and 2 fathers. Commonly found wearing a slightly dirty white shirt and covering black suit or winter jacket. Runs a Pakistanni restaurant even though he hails from Islamabad. Always seen wearing the signature turban which veils the silky, oily hair which has been rumored to reach down to his b-hole. Often used for sexual pleasure of his own and his many wives and their b-holes. Pronounced ER-ser-men. (Jihadist extremist)
John: White shirt, suit coat, and turban? Must be an esimran.
Tac: Better stay away, it looks dangerous.
esimran by Cat X Custer March 8, 2013
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The most amazing person that you'll ever meet. A very shy person when infront of his love ones. Very hard to love a person and very hard to let them go. Never let him go because he will leave an empty space in your life. Will always smile eventhough he is sad. Fun to be around and can be the nicest friend in your life. Can be very angry and can also easily forgive people. Always put his family first.
We can call that guy an eimran
Eimran by Ucantseemetoo December 27, 2016
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The most amazing person that you'll ever meet. A very shy person when infront of his love ones. Very hard to love a person and very hard to let them go. Never let him go because he will leave an empty space in your life. Will always smile eventhough he is sad. Fun to be around and can be the nicest friend in your life. Can be very angry and can also easily forgive people. Always put his family first.
We can call that guy an eimran
eimran by Ucantseemetoo December 27, 2016
The most amazing person that you'll ever meet. A very shy person when infront of his love ones. Very hard to love a person and very hard to let them go. Never let him go because he will leave an empty space in your life. Will always smile eventhough he is sad. Fun to be around and can be the nicest friend in your life. Can be very angry and can also easily forgive people. Always put his family first.
We can call that guy an eimrane
Eimrane by eimrane November 22, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026