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Hardrive 

The lazy/quick way to say Hard Drive, because that extra "d" is a bitch.
"Dude i need to upgrade my hardrive, 500GB is not enough for all my porn."
Hardrive by Dragonov2 March 8, 2013

built in hardrive 

when you go on a date with a girl but she already has a vibrator in her
man: want to go on a date
woman: yeah sure let me get my built in hardrive
built in hardrive by King Smurf November 23, 2018

Hardrice 

The state of one being hard with rice.
Tim: Dude, The other day, I saw that rice. And I got SO HARD. I was HardRice.
Hardrice by DontEatKittens July 20, 2010

lyrical harddrive

A homie on the block that always knows the words to the every possible song, no matter how new or obscure the track is.
"Yo, whats comes after "bitch I'm gonna..."?"

"I don't know, go ask David the lyrical harddrive"
lyrical harddrive by Charliess September 1, 2008

Handrive 

To jerk off, rubbing the shaft of the dick up and down
When I handrive, I get an erection, like everybody else!
Handrive by wdfwfwfff January 8, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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