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A derogatory term to describe the new urban hipster who practices yoga, and can be seen wandering the city streets fourbucks latte in one hand, cellphone in the other, yogamat slung over their shoulder.
As I entered the coffee shop, two "yogabonds" with rolled yogamats slung over shoulder rudely pushed their way past me gibbering about chakras as they guzzled their lattes in a mad rush to get to the nearby Yoga studio and "relax".
yogabond by Vergelimbo August 22, 2006

yokabody 

Sarcastic slang for “ya ok buddy”, used to dismiss a preposterous braggart claim or to belittle someone’s accomplishment.
Bro 1: Yo, I totally smashed Tammy all night long last night! We went at it for hours! She’s an animal!
Bro 2: Yokabody.

Bro 3: Last year after I aced my LSAT’s and got into Hahvahd Law School, I bought a beemah to pahk in Hahvahd yahd.

Bro 4: Yokabody.

Yogaboating

The act of pushing ones face between two soft, pleasant cheeks which are lightly covered in yoga pants and generally doing anything to pleasure one's self. This includes shaking head back and forth, tongue movement, and general noise-making actions.
Damn. Look at that girl. I would love to go yogaboating in that.

Yodabomb 

A new shot still under development that consists of Sour Apple Pucker, and Red Bull or any other variation of an energy drink, that is green in color, if exposed to it enough will make you think you're wise and may cause you to speak sentences in reverse order.
After a few of them: Another Yodabomb can I have?
Yodabomb by DJ Whirlwind April 18, 2008
A mobile that will mess up your grammar badly.
You speak into a Yodafone, this comes out the other side:
“Size matters not, ... Look at me. Judge me by size, do you?”
Yodafone by Ak40dick July 30, 2009

yodabbreviation 

An abbreviation that uses Yoda grammar.
- Jake: My sister is single, FIY!

- Lennard: Nice yodabbreviation, is she hot?
yodabbreviation by WgV November 22, 2013