A derogatory term to describe the new urban hipster who practices yoga, and can be seen wandering the city streets fourbucks latte in one hand, cellphone in the other, yogamat slung over their shoulder.
As I entered the coffee shop, two "yogabonds" with rolled yogamats slung over shoulder rudely pushed their way past me gibbering about chakras as they guzzled their lattes in a mad rush to get to the nearby Yoga studio and "relax".
The act of pushing ones face between two soft, pleasant cheeks which are lightly covered in yoga pants and generally doing anything to pleasure one's self. This includes shaking headback and forth, tongue movement, and general noise-making actions.
A new shot still under development that consists of Sour Apple Pucker, and Red Bull or any other variation of an energy drink, that is green in color, if exposed to it enough will make you think you're wise and may cause you to speak sentences in reverse order.