fair and balanced

When the other party gets all the favor and thus the situation is biased against you.

I was almost home free with my new stereo when the police caught me and put me on trial with a fair and balanced jury.

by Mike Novak May 28, 2004

fair and balanced

Whilst taking a shit, you go down on your lady friend while she is sitting on the sink in front or to the side of you.

I was dropping a fatty deuce while being fair and balanced with my girlfriend.

by alibabasahib July 24, 2007

Fair and Balanced

A term used by Team Fortress 2 players after getting killed by a random critical hit

-Fucking crits
-Fair and Balanced M8

by Pomada October 14, 2018

Random crits are fair and balanced

a popular key bind to be used in the game chat in tf2 (team fortress 2) used when a person is random critted, and usually killed because of a crit.

person 1 get's killed by person 2 with random crit

person 1:random crits are fair and balanced
person 2:but i was using the frontier justice
person 1:shut up

by st. ego February 4, 2021

fair and balanced

An oxymoron for Fox News

Fox news is 'fair and balanced'

by iDontTrustYou November 19, 2023

To fair-and-balance

To engage in practices that result in fair and balanced news reporting.

After news reported that 1.5 million liberals marched on DC, Fox News to fair-and-balance 'd it by polling 100 CEOs.

by talkity talk July 25, 2020