58 

The new sex number. Free to be shouted in public without fear of odd looks.

Person 1: guess how many...?
Person 2: 58!!!!!!!!!

Person 1: 58!!...(giggles)

58 by Btsmlb May 23, 2016

58 

The number after 57 and before 59.

Oh my god it's technical

there's 57 cats oh no there's 1 more, that makes 58

58 by Jason Max November 6, 2007

58 

jail term for best mate

come on 58!

58 by pro d!ck sxcker July 20, 2020

58 

The last two digits of the area code "11758".

62 or 58?
Rep 58!!

58 by Cheatmasterbw April 15, 2011

58 

The number of terabytes of child porn a man in Texas was caught with. 1 terabyte = 1000 gigabytes of data, just for reference.

A man in Texas was caught with 58 terabytes of child porn a while back. If my math is correct, that’s roughly 17000000 SD photos worth.

58 by Krak Hed September 26, 2020

58 

Brian’s Saggy Balls

Happy birthday 58

58 by Mkitrain February 26, 2025

58 Beechwood 

Where a Fish lives.

One day Jann and Harvey ventured into 58 Beechwood....And they started to have fun with a tiny fish they met in a white grandma car...
"Heyy Jann lets push Fish into the pool, it likes water."
"Sure Harvey, make sure it doeasn't see though"

58 Beechwood by Michael Gatto October 9, 2008