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Detroit Cumberbund 

The act of dumping on one's partner's stomach post coitus, and then wrapping Saran Wrap around their stomach several times as to seal it in. May be left in place for up to 3 days.
Betty: What's that smell LaShonda?

LaShonda: Oh, Jamal gave me a Detroit Cumberbund last night and is making me wear it until Sunday.

Pittsburgh Cumberbund

A sexual act where a man straddles a woman and cums on her face while shitting on her stomach.
"Since that bitch gave me a bunch of shit about not wanting me to cum on her, I obliged her with a standard Pittsburgh Cumberbund!"

cumberbund 

the insulating sleeve one puts around a cup of convenience store coffee.
shit! i forgot the fuck-damn cumberbund, i can't juggle this shit now!!
cumberbund by michael foolsley December 5, 2009

cumberbundt 

a festive cake that you wear around your waist to give your tuxedo some pizzazz
Must you twerk? You're gonna make me frost my cumberbundt!
cumberbundt by Spaztech November 6, 2022

Canadian Cumberbund 

When only a strip of denim is visible around the waist, not matching with the other clothes.
Was she wearing jean shorts and a skirt?

Nah, that's just a Canadian cumberbund.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026