Jade

The ability to do nothing without getting caught

look at that Jade over there, she is doing nothing and the teacher doesn't care

by BigBlockDave September 24, 2017

Jade

A green gem in personality and in raw stone! A precious beautiful thing who will always be guarded!

jadegreenprecious

by Hippo1234 September 5, 2013

Jade

means to be jealous or envious of one another.

"Jade of my steeze?"

"Wow, im jade of that niggas girl."

by SpecialK21 August 11, 2008

Jade

The definition of being Jade is someone who overeacts about a sexually orientated situation.

For example, 'Oh my god, my nipples are erected!' 'You're such a Jade!'

by SUMMER0123 April 21, 2009

Jade

A loyal girl with beautiful eyes will always protect her friends family and loved ones no matter what she will even lie for them she is beautiful and sexy and cute and amazing and perfect if you meet a Jade never let her go she will be the best friend you will ever have but if you betray her well best of luck because she may forgive but she will never forget

I love Jade.

by Skylar Beauty March 14, 2016

Jade

Jade is a girl. She is very beautiful and she loves a brew! She's often found dwelling in Charlie's bed after a long and raucous sexual adventure! Not only is she incredible in the sack but she is a fantabulous lady to spend time with! She possesses a great pair of breasts and soft, round, tiny buttocks that are very pleasing to the eye! Jade is a treat and a pleasure to get to know, she will always make you feel very important and HORNY!

Omg jade!

You are amazing jade
Oh shit I just jizzed, sorry Jade!

Can I get you anything, jade....No? Are you sure?

by Cup playyaaaaaa April 24, 2013

Jade

BITCH

Me: "The Jade girl is such a Jade."

by cockteaze23 August 19, 2011