Fuckjobbing 

1) Putting a large amount of effort into doing something badly. More often than not, unintentionally. People that are doing the fuck jobs rarely see their utter abortions as anything except works of art.

2) When you injure yourself spectacularly in an incredibly stupid fashion.

1) The men watched, transfixed. Even after their handy hints, Sheila continued fuckjobbing the Creosote and gazing appreciatively at the terrible mess.

2) Sorry I didn't text you back. It was due to me fuckjobbing my finger by poking the blades on my blender when it was plugged in.

Fuckjobbing by MagickDio July 6, 2011

faceboobing 

Trolling through Facebook looking for sweet cleavage pics.

"Who is the chick in that picture, she's got a sweet rack!?"

"I have no idea, I just found it while I was faceboobing."

faceboobing by mc dc September 19, 2009

Facebombing

The act of taking a picture that contains a funny or strange face and photoshopping that face onto the other people in the picture.

Guy: Hey, check out this picture of Kyle at the party. He looks like he shat himself. I'm gonna facebomb this.
-some time later-

Guy: hey, look what I did.

Girl: Oh my god, they all have that face, thats so funny!

Guy: Yeah, these party pics are facebombing gold.

Facebombing by MistaBojangles3 February 26, 2010