Short for "Jazz Life"; or basically the lifestyle of any professional freelance musician. A person making a living as a sideman in the music industry, and is always working the opposite schedule of everyone else in society, thus living the jife.
"Hey how was your weekend?"
"Shit man, I had a show friday and saturday night, a brunch gig saturday afternoon, two rehearsals, and my church gig all day sunday. I'm exhausted."
"Yeah dude, that's the jife for you. Maybe we can chill tuesday?"
"Sure, my tuesday is totally free."
The definition of a girl of Jewish descent looking to get married at a young age. Typically, this girl is a recent college graduate, in her first job out of college and looking to get wifed up. She cannot handle causal dating and must bring home a young jewish man to meet her parents and gain approval.
Bro 1: Yeah, they all looked great, but all of them seemed like a bunch of jifes.
Bro 2: Aw man, you're right they were totallylooking to get wifed up.
Loves dank hub and is a sweat in Dank Memer. Jifeng is known for being a chipmunk who goes to school. Legend says that he is the creator of chipmunks and goes to school to teach the chipmunks the ways of the humans. Also I gives away all his money in downball tournaments
Person 1: OMG is that Jifeng who will steal from u in Dank Memer and loves Dank Hub?
Person 2: Yes it is. He is the leader of all Chipmunks
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.