sequestration 

Another Right Winged attempt to drive fear in the stock market after The Fiscal Cliff Fear failed.

After 2 months of uninterrupted stock market bliss, The Lawful Evil Right Wingers are going to do their best to strike fear in the American People by getting on TV and pushing The Sequestration.

sequestration by That R0nald! February 18, 2013

Duvet Sequestration 

Similar to Geo Sequestration - the process where carbon dioxide from industry is pumped underground to avoid noxious greenhouse gases from hitting the atmosphere.

Duvet Sequestration applies this to lying in bed with your partner after a big night on the chilli, beans and beer - and parking a few cheeky ones under the duvet.

As with Geo Sequestration, it is essential that the seal is not broken, as noxious gases will escape.

Guy: BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP !!! (terrible, threatening fart that can only end in tears)

Her: OMG that is gonna stink so bad. How can you do that to me? How can you even do that after spending 2hrs in the toilet?! I want a divorce!

Guy: Relax baby - I used Duvet Sequestration. No noxious gases can escape. We're safe. It's all good. Look - there's Bambi over there..,

Her: oh cute - wait where? I can't see her (rustles in bed)

Guy: OMG don't move, you're breaking the seal!!!

Duvet Sequestration by penske_file May 28, 2014

Carboner Sequestration 

The hiding of a boner whilst in a car.

Ex: "A summit was held in the van today to discuss the carboner sequestration of the summit in his pants"

Carboner Sequestration by My Penis Writes Novels n Dutch November 29, 2010

accidental sequestration 

The act of accidentally getting a boner.

Oh shit, I accidental sequestration.

accidental sequestration by rosesblue February 13, 2013

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008