Interpated 

Finding yourself ass over teakettle for someone after reading their blog, Twitter feed, Facebook timeline, etc. Of course, you've never met this person in the flesh, and they may or may not even know you exist.

Don't be to hard on Manti Teʻo. He just got Interpated.

Interpated by nunya42 February 15, 2013

interested 

when the feeling of motivation or enthusiasm for something is strong enough that a person is fully prepared to spend a considerable portion of his or her available assets (i.e. money, time) on it

All Jack is interested in is getting laid. So much of his spending money goes towards taking women out for dinner and drinks.

Dennis was so interested in climate change that he liquidated his 401k to spend three months doing research in the Arctic.

interested by D.S. Credito March 5, 2015

intoxerpated 

ADJ. The feeling you get when you are drunk and see a chick that you instantly all for; said chick does not need to be overly attractive or ridiculously cool, for whatever reason you are madly in love with her at that moment. This word is a combination of the words "intoxicated" and "twitterpated".

"I'm still riding a boner coaster from that chick in the skirt, dude. She's got me straight up intoxerpated."

intoxerpated by a quickdraw/ripcord production April 1, 2006

Interpathic 

Knowing what someone is going to do on the Internet before they do it.

Jane: Julia is going to blog about her phone conversation with Nick, Rex is going to read it and comment, and then all hell will break loose.

Jim: How the hell do you know that?

Jane: I told you. I'm interpathic.

Interpathic by Shelley McIntyre April 11, 2008

Brandy Interested 

When you click interested in an event, but there is no way you are going.

John clicked that he is interested in going to the event but I am pretty sure he is just Brandy interested

Brandy Interested by Ohio guy 71 September 2, 2018

Interested 

Would like to get to know someone more.

E.g. I am interested in you.

I am interested in getting to know you.
What guys say when they aren't sure about you yet.

Interested by Picopa August 31, 2013

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Pretty self explanatory isnt it?

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tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device by Hows Your [FACE] October 14, 2006