Decaffinicotarded is the state of a waking adult with a system devoid of both caffeine and nicotine early in the morning.
4 am
James "Where are the car keys?"
Sandra "Aren't they on the boat?"
James "What boat? We don't have a boat?"
Sandra "What are you talking about? You know not to ask me questions when I am decaffinicotarded!"
James "Where are the car keys?"
Sandra "Aren't they on the boat?"
James "What boat? We don't have a boat?"
Sandra "What are you talking about? You know not to ask me questions when I am decaffinicotarded!"
by BelleMorte67 February 9, 2013