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Lamenessisocity

the act or state of being lame to the point one needs extra syllables to to verbalize the idea.
lamenessisocity, no explanation necessary.
Lamenessisocity by whippey August 2, 2008

Chronic Lateness 

A medical condition where a man constantly arrives late because he has to find and purchase marijuana. Often witnessed by fully clothed, make-upped, perfumed
women who expected their date to arrive at 8, but don't see the sufferer until 11.
Woman 1: Dang, Ricky isn't here yet and it's already 11:30.

Woman 2: I told you girl, that boy suffers from Chronic Lateness.

Woman 1: Well at least he rolls up with weed.
Chronic Lateness by Dj Really Real January 30, 2010

lameless 

Something is not lame, unlame or never lame during the period of existence; although it is extremely rare for anyone to achieve the state of lameless. As a result, it can only apply to most objects.
War of Warcraft (WOW) & Blizzard Entertainment are so so so lame that made Mediv down for 8 hrs today & 16 hrs the day before. Wow, you are level 60, you are so lameless here, stop raiding my kills & destroying my cave asshole!!!
lameless by VIAuyeung August 23, 2006

lamenese 

lame speech; linguistics that involve lame jokes and references; krystal talk
Man! that cool-kid could not understand what we were saying when we were talking in lamenese! lamecool!
lamenese by roseton February 3, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026