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Chinkanese 

A general term for any asian looking person.
That Jeremy kid has to be chinkanese.
Chinkanese by FriedRiceFreak October 31, 2009

Chinanese 

n. A Chinese person from mainland China as opposed to Taiwan or Hong Kong. A term popularized in the Bay Area.
"What's this I hear about your people blowing up satellites?"
"Don't look at me, I'm not Chinanese"
Chinanese by David Lin February 22, 2007

chingando la pava 

mexican slang for fucking the turkey, originated in the state of Sinaloa. To be used when angry at disruptions, or annoyances
"No Estes Chingando La Pava" (quit fucking the turkey)
chingando la pava by samdaman December 1, 2004
A person who has both characterstics of a Chinaal(Hindi for slut) and Gandu(asshole)
He is a real Chinandu... :P

chindandee 

A goatee that is more than four inches long and has been shaped to tickle a the ass while giving oral.
Wow that's one hell of a chindandee you've got there.
chindandee by JoeHizzy August 5, 2010

Chinzanos 

It is what it is. It is what you want it to be

The word has a meaning that is a fluid as a river that floats down a mountain range. As lucid as dancing to funk poetry. As emotional as Nicolas Cage in National Treasure.

When we move into a world where chinzanos becomes the norm, we have to embrace the power of the chin. Not the physical body chin. But the chin of the chinzanos. The zanos is a different word, a different vortex for one to dive into.
1. Imagine the scene:

Two guys walking on a hill. One walking up. One walking down. As their eyes begin to meet as they pass in the middle, a gentle head nod, followed by a vibrant but elusive raise of the hand. They both utter the word (Not too loud. Not too quiet. Just loud enough)

"CHINZANOS."

2. Imagine a different scene

Two girls are grooving away in a funk filled jazz bar. The groove is heavy, phat and nasty. Their loving life. One of the girls orders two drinks. As they dance away and raise their glasses. They look into each others eyes, and at the clink of their drinks they utter the word together in unison,

"CHINZANOS."

3. Imagine a third scene

Dave: "uhh...Ed what does Chinzanos mean?"

Ed: "What do you think it means?"

Dave: "I don't know. I heard it was some sort of vermouth. One that has a subtle blend of herbs and spices."

Ed: "You're not right, but you're not wrong."

Dave: "Huh."

Ed: "I'm not saying no. But I'm not screaming yes."

Dave: "Ed you are not making any sense."

Ed: "Dave listen very closely."

Dave: "Okay."

Ed: "Chinzanos, Chinzanos, Chinzanos. It is what it is. It is what you want it to be."
Chinzanos by Jamira Tigler April 3, 2019