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Locktease 

noun
1. A phenomenon that occurs in video games where treasure is visible but not attainable yet.

Origin: Penny Arcade, 2013. A portmanteau of the words "Lock" and "Cocktease".
"Have you played that new game AdventureQuest 4?"

"Yeah, but it's driving me crazy. Every time I turn a corner there's a treasure chest I can't reach because I'm not a high enough level yet! That game is such a locktease."
Locktease by Furbag January 28, 2013
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clocktease 

When surfing the channels, you click on a show that starts in a couple minutes. But the schedule has already switched to the next half hours programming, leaving you with the info for the future show.
Guy 1: Hey look! Wizards of Waverly Place and Selena Gomez's statutory hot ass!
Guy 2: Dude, Suite Life of Zack and Cody is still on for 3 fucking minutes...what a clocktease. The info says they are blowing each other for 25 minutes.
clocktease by marc courtmanch March 12, 2009

cockteasery 

cockteasery is a term used to define a female counterpart jesting in a sexually explict manner
Stop your cockteasery woman, your making me horny. And I know you arent doing it to have sex.
cockteasery by OEF_lilpsyberPUNK December 29, 2004

Katy Cocktease 

A pseudonym for singer Katy Perry. Named for her legendary ability to show as much of her large breasts as possible without giving up the goods. Popularised by Egotastic website.
Damn I just saw the new Katy Cocktease video, when will she just saw those things.
Katy Cocktease by oldkingclancy March 19, 2011

cocktease 

A girl who flirts with a guy and pretends to put out but when the time comes she won't.
Sherrie was such a cocktease, she came on to Chad but wouldn't put out
cocktease by Niki January 16, 2003

cocktease 

a girl who gets you sooo hard you think you're gonna get sex, but when the time comes, alas, no sex.
You're such a cocktease. How long are you gonna make me wait?
cocktease by sexy s April 13, 2004

cockteasery 

1. The act or actions employed by a cocktease

2. Flirting sexually with no intention of following through with sexual contact.
That bitch is slinging some mean ass cockteasery... but she aint gettin no drinks outa me.
cockteasery by SGT-D December 9, 2004