Located in Mapley Valley WA, It's the most expensive upper class, white highschool in the state, lt has is three stories tall, and all of them represent a literal descent into hell. By that, I mean the 3rd floor is all Mormans and kids named kyle. 2nd floor is filled with the best definition of "normal" there is, and the first is all filled with junkies and e-girls along with a bathroom that makes gas station bathrooms look appetizing. Literal prostitution and drugs are common to such an extent to where nobody cares, and it all comes from their parent's credit cards that they treat with such little care. It also happens to be the only place in the state where the white kids pretend to be black, and the black kids pretend to be white. These are also the kids who think that whoever is the biggest douche can get their pick of highschool relationships. The female population is mostly made up of edgy white girls named Noelle or Hailey, who nine times out of ten have been railed by the football team in the world's most fetid bathrooms. Besides being placed in the most boring town on this side of the hemisphere. The school puts all of its money who knows what, and can't even afford to set up a decent homecoming were pallets of ax body spray are more common than a damn bowl of fruit bunch. The theatre kids are annoying, and the band kids are even worse. But in the end, it's just another suburban high school.
by Josephi June 19, 2020
A school district full of upper-middle class white kids, with IQ's over 200, complaining about how ghetto their school is. Many of the students think that the schools are littered with white trash and coke heads wrecking havoc on innocent children, when really, that "hellish" reality never happens down in Maple Valley. There are a miniscule number of "stoners" who have probably only gotten high maybe once or twice. Out of the 2013-2015 classes, no more than 5 are truly screw-ups. In reality, most of these kids have no people smarts, no high-school experience, and plenty of wasted hours on Tumblr or Facebook complaining about tests, schoolwork, or how horrible their lives seem to be.
While some teachers have a curriculum full of standard high-school level classes, most teach extremely advanced classes, leaving hundreds of kids left with the mentality of rocket scientists. Having our next generation being well educated and full of promising science careers, does seem like a treat for many parents around Maple Valley, but for any student with desires of anything besides Math and Science, not only are the classes horribly put together, fellow students torment anyone who wants to be an artist, musician, or who don't plan to go to college, because many are taught that it "isn't the right way to go".
While some teachers have a curriculum full of standard high-school level classes, most teach extremely advanced classes, leaving hundreds of kids left with the mentality of rocket scientists. Having our next generation being well educated and full of promising science careers, does seem like a treat for many parents around Maple Valley, but for any student with desires of anything besides Math and Science, not only are the classes horribly put together, fellow students torment anyone who wants to be an artist, musician, or who don't plan to go to college, because many are taught that it "isn't the right way to go".
Most students believe getting as much salary and being as smart as possible is true success; most Tahoma kids are likely to grow up to be selfish, greedy people, unless they are the ones tormented because of different view points.
Because of poor people skills, many graduates have trouble being social outside of a classroom environment. This is because of both the immature mindset they have developed across the years as a "Tahomie" as well as the fact that hardly anybody bothered to talk to kids from different high schools. Plenty of kids were ignorant in their ways, because virtually nobody had told them what the real world was like. Virtually nobody said that it's okay to rebel as a kid. Nobody said it's okay to go to parties and TALK to people. Nobody bothered to mention that only socializing about class assignments or test scores, made them boring to the point of almost causing tears. Nobody mentioned how spending night after night on memebase or tumblr laughing at horrible jokes has been scientifically proven to make people lonely, depressed and crazy. Tahoma kids live in an ignorant, selfish, snotty world where a little drama here and there is really the only thing that can cause notable stress.
Ignorance is bliss.
Because of poor people skills, many graduates have trouble being social outside of a classroom environment. This is because of both the immature mindset they have developed across the years as a "Tahomie" as well as the fact that hardly anybody bothered to talk to kids from different high schools. Plenty of kids were ignorant in their ways, because virtually nobody had told them what the real world was like. Virtually nobody said that it's okay to rebel as a kid. Nobody said it's okay to go to parties and TALK to people. Nobody bothered to mention that only socializing about class assignments or test scores, made them boring to the point of almost causing tears. Nobody mentioned how spending night after night on memebase or tumblr laughing at horrible jokes has been scientifically proven to make people lonely, depressed and crazy. Tahoma kids live in an ignorant, selfish, snotty world where a little drama here and there is really the only thing that can cause notable stress.
Ignorance is bliss.
by AshleeRyderJS January 26, 2013
a school district, but more specifically a high school, located in maple valley, washington. tahoma senior high is known to be overflowing with predominately white, upper-middle class kids who are spoiled to the extent that they uses mommy's money for the purchase of drugs on a daily basis. tahoma is also known for its mediocre sports teams. also notable is the sense of superiority that being a tahoma bear bestows upon students, although what there is to specifically be proud of is unclear.
at the end of the day, tahoma is just a regular suburban high school full of kids who don't know anything about the real world...ignorance is bliss, right?
at the end of the day, tahoma is just a regular suburban high school full of kids who don't know anything about the real world...ignorance is bliss, right?
dude, last night i got hella blazedd after the homecoming game and tonight i'm totally gonna get some from that hot freshman after the dance.
living the tahoma dream.
living the tahoma dream.
by sophomore oh eight May 10, 2008
A font utilized primarily for educational slides in the field of chemistry. Often used under size 32. Tahoma (Body) is often accompanied by poor teaching technique and cumbersome worksheets.
Can also be used as an explanation of sore eyes, drowsiness, and in most cases confusion.
Can also be used as an explanation of sore eyes, drowsiness, and in most cases confusion.
by Dynamic duo June 5, 2013
A bunch of white kids that act ghetto and average a 1.5 gpa. Students be using the gender neutral bathroom for sex and drugs and going under blankets in the hallway. Sports teams are mid but bunch of blonde white girls with gyattt.
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