jack jones

Cockney Rhyming slang for saying that you are on your own.

"Who are you with?"

"I'm on my Jack Jones man - nuttin' going on."

by alarm clock May 28, 2004

jack jones

All alone

I was sat there on my Jack Jones, like a right billy no mates

by pony June 16, 2003

jack jones

See also
on my tod

I was sitting there on my tod

by Debs August 08, 2003

Jack Jones

Just straight up autism.

is your child Jack Jones ?

by Big Muss September 28, 2018

Jack-Ass Jones

Noun; Commonly a description of a person that is an acquaintance or someone you don't know very well but is truly a natural born asshole. Normally employed when speaking of someone who is more than deserving of being called a total f*#ing asshole but you won't dignify them by even using their name.

Did you hear the way that Doctor A. spoke to that nurse? Well yes, agreed she is lazy heifer, but he is just another Jack-Ass Jones!!

by FlyGirl November 13, 2013

jack alexander jones

Noun ~ A special brerd of vulture, one descendant from jewish culture. Particularly enjoys self pleasuring and being stingy. Large figure in the gay community

That Jack Alexander Jones really is a SPECIAL breed

by AshizzleMnizzle April 17, 2018

Jack Colin Jones

just a bloody sex machine, ass licker and phd of the vagina

Jack Colin Jones, bro hes a bloody sex machine

by bruh_god January 11, 2022