A short, blond musician who also happens to be a leprechaun. He has crazy ninja skills and is a very good skateboarder and snowboarder.
by whitehorse101 March 27, 2009
A person who sends excessive and innapropriate text messages and voicemails, usually whilst intoxicated and often resulting in ruptured or failed relationships particulary those directed at females.
" hows it going with that girl you met?"
" its over, i got drunk on the weekend and pulled a justin"
"ohhh no..."
" its over, i got drunk on the weekend and pulled a justin"
"ohhh no..."
by wilfred partridge September 26, 2011
A cheater who won’t hesitate to break your heart. Only cares about himself. Usually short, has dark hair, and is mexican. NEVER trust a justin.
by candycanelicker101 December 26, 2018
A Justin is the bastard offspring of a Trudy(see Trudy). A Justin has snaggle-teeth, and is addicted to drugs and alcohol. He never shuts up, but also never makes sense. He has severe mental problems, and was kicked out of the Army for mis-conduct. He threatens the life of pregnant women, and stalks people. He lives with his mom and has no job, and no friends. Yet he still thinks he is cool and smart. He also tries to get with his brother's wife, and likes to assault lots of women.
by Nicoleisgreat May 23, 2008
They appear sweet, nice, and friendly, but under the surface they are complete jerks. They are womanizers, often suffer from short man syndrome, and know just what to say to get in a girls pants. They act like martyrs and whine non stop to make you feel bad for them after they've completely screwed you over. A lot of times they overcompensate with material items such as fast cars or trucks and work out 24/7 in order to make up for their height.
by Carabeth October 12, 2011
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